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The NeoMystic Word of Ungod -- Explained! 1) Gods Ungod-living [moves-not] [moves] Translation: "There are no Gods but Ungod" Since Ungod is no god, this pretty much sums up atheist worship. Ok, you're right. Atheists do worship the pink unicorn and great fisheye, I admit that. But most of all atheists worship Ungod. Or they will as soon as they find out about her, because. . . ok, because Ungod is naked. That's right, not a stitch on. And can Jehovah and Allah and Buddha say that? 2) Gods Head-thinking Body-being [happens] [happens-if] [moves] Translation: "If God had a brain, He'd have a body." And if he had a body, he'd have to wear clothes. Or else go stark naked like Ungod. What Ungod means here is that she is a much better choice for human worship because she can be naked. Whereas God, poor bodiless entity that He is, hasn't a thing to hang his clothes on. Oh, and the part about a brain? Obviously if God had a brain, He'd give himself a body. Who wouldn't? It makes things so much easier, starting with what to do with your hat. But God doesn't have a body, and consequently he doesn't have one very important thing that comes with bodies: a brain. And without the brain, he'll never think to give himself a body. Talk about a vicious circle! Ok, there's one other little problem with not having a body. You can't exist! Why? Because you can't do anything -- because you don't have any parts to do anything with. No body, no brain, no you. Which makes what to do with the hat the least of your worries. prev next 404 - Category not found You may not be able to visit this page because of: an out-of-date bookmark/favourite a search engine that has an out-of-date listing for this site a mistyped address you have no access to this page The requested resource was not found. An error has occurred while processing your request. Please try one of the following pages: Home Page If difficulties persist, please contact the System Administrator of this site and report the error below.. Category not found © 2000 by Dwight Lyman