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 The Word of Ungod Ungod HomeUngod's Brevity Sayings 1 & 2 Saying 3 Sayings 4 & 5 Saying 6 Saying 7 Saying 8 |
The NeoMystic Word of Ungod -- Explained! 1) Gods Ungod-living [moves-not] [moves] Translation: "There are no Gods but Ungod" Since Ungod is no god, this pretty much sums up atheist worship. Ok, you're right. Atheists do worship the pink unicorn and great fisheye, I admit that. But most of all atheists worship Ungod. Or they will as soon as they find out about her, because. . . ok, because Ungod is naked. That's right, not a stitch on. And can Jehovah and Allah and Buddha say that?
2) Gods Head-thinking Body-being [happens] [happens-if] [moves] Translation: "If God had a brain, He'd have a body." And if he had a body, he'd have to wear clothes. Or else go stark naked like Ungod. What Ungod means here is that she is a much better choice for human worship because she can be naked. Whereas God, poor bodiless entity that He is, hasn't a thing to hang his clothes on. Oh, and the part about a brain? Obviously if God had a brain, He'd give himself a body. Who wouldn't? It makes things so much easier, starting with what to do with your hat. But God doesn't have a body, and consequently he doesn't have one very important thing that comes with bodies: a brain. And without the brain, he'll never think to give himself a body. Talk about a vicious circle! Ok, there's one other little problem with not having a body. You can't exist! Why? Because you can't do anything -- because you don't have any parts to do anything with. No body, no brain, no you. Which makes what to do with the hat the least of your worries.
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